Lindsay Lohan Doing Drugs Having Sex In Rehab

Well I guess the title says it all. Here’s a shocker. Lindsay Lohan maybe having “issues” in rehab. And by issues I mean getting wasted and banging fellow rehabbers in the bathroom. Ah Lindsay, how we’ve missed you.

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”

I could only imagine the poop-stained coke she smuggled in there or had a friend drop off. Maybe she is snorting some ajax cleaner in the bathroom and f-in janitors for a bump. Maybe she is smoking some oregano that the chefs sold to her.
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JESSICA PARKER'S TOILET SPLASH

The "Sex and the City" star bought nine red and orange toilet rolls from a Scottish website, as well as a number of kid's toys and games.

The 42-year-old actress paid $50 for the lavatory paper from the Fort William gift shop Granite House's online store.

She also bought classic games such as Ker-Plunk and Twister, both at $20, as well as a MiniQuarium- a plastic aquarium with fake jellyfish - for the same price.

She then added dice game Perudo to her cyber shopping basket for $30 and splashed out $60 on a multi-colored dips tray.

Alistair Ness, a partner in the firm, told Scotland's Daily Record newspaper: "I spotted the name Sarah J Parker on the order form and my first thought was 'Is it really her?'"

"A lot of celebrities use a PO Box number as they don't want to give their address and that's what she did."

"The other thing that convinced me it was Sarah was her email address mentioned her production company."

Sarah is not the only star to shop at the store. Previous customers include Robin Williams, Jerry Springer, and Jessica Lange.

Source: BANG Showbiz

61 stars removed from Walk of Fame

Sixty-one stars from the Hollywood Walk of Fame — including those of Charlton Heston, Cary Grant, Clark Gable and Frank Sinatra — have been removed and stored while a $500-million hotel-shopping-housing project is built on Vine Street near Hollywood Boulevard.
Eight of the terrazzo star squares crumbled as they were removed from the walkway.
"We saved the brass. They'll be rebuilt," said Tim Maxwell, project manager for Webcor Builders, which is involved in the construction project.
The stars were placed in a secure warehouse, where they'll remain until the project is completed in 2009.
The removal of the stars and the closure of a half-block near the famous intersection of Hollywood and Vine has angered some people.
"This was done for a private developer. This was not done for the public's interest, like when the stars were removed back in the '90s for the Metro Red Line (subway) construction," said John Walsh, a longtime Hollywood activist. "Closing down sidewalks for years at a time like they do here would never happen in New York City."
The sidewalk needed reconstruction because it was improperly sloped and didn't meet federal requirements for providing access for wheelchairs, said Ken Summers, project director for Webcor Builders. The new sidewalk will be flatter, he said.

O'CONNOR BRANDS BUSH A BAD CHRISTIAN

The Nothing Compares 2 U singer and former nun famously tore up a picture of the late Pope John Paul II on American TV, but now insists it's political figures who are giving religion a bad name.

She says, "There's a lot that's beautiful about religion. It's just you get some nutters that misinterpret it.

"Islam... you've got a very small bunch of fruitcakes... Same in the U.S.. you've got people like Bush bringing Christianity into disrepute."

O'Connor, who's new album Theology is dedicated to love and peace, has recently become a Rastafarian.

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Jennifer Lopez Gets $545,000 from Ex-Husband

A Los Angeles arbitrator awarded Jennifer Lopez $545,000 in a lawsuit against her ex-husband who planned to publish a book detailing their marriage, according to People.com.

The El Cantante star sued first husband, Ojani Noa, for breach of contract, claiming the book violated an agreement stating that he not discuss their relationship.

In writing, the arbitrator ruled that a permanent injunction should be awarded against Noa, stopping him from "criticizing, denigrating, casting in a negative light or otherwise disparaging or causing disparagement" to Lopez.

Noa will also have to hand over all copies of materials relating to the book.

Lopez' lawsuit also claimed that Noa offered not to publish the book in exchange for $5 million.

Lopez and Noa were married on February 22, 1997 and divorced in January 1998.

GWEN AFRAID OF BREASTFEEDING

The 37-year-old singer, who has a 14-month-old son with her husband Gavin Rossdale, has revealed Kingston's teeth are starting to come through.

Gwen said: "I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding Kingston."

"I'll just keep going while I can but he is getting his teeth now so it is a little bit scary. He has already bitten me a few times!"

"It is just obviously really convenient with my lifestyle. He was genius when I flew Los Angeles to London recently."

"He nursed then went to sleep. But he doesn't sleep through the night. He's up every three hours to feed."

The singer admits she worked hard to get her figure back after giving birth, but is striving not to be too "super-neurotic" about fitting into "cute" outfits.

Gwen said: "I try not to be but I'm super-neurotic about diet. I'm neurotic about trying not to be neurotic!"

"I'm like every other girl. I have to try really hard my whole life to try to be fit. And I'm super-vain. And I want to wear cute clothes."

"You know, I was chubby when I was a little girl. And I have all those issues everyone else has. But I try not to."

"And I've learnt over the years that it's such a waste of time. And people like me whether I'm a little bit fatter or not."

Source: BANG Showbiz

Spice Girls

They have given their fans the chance to vote for where they would play next on their world tour.And now a massive internet campaign could mean the Spice Girls end up performing... in war-torn Iraq.We can reveal that fans have already voted in their thousands for the girls to play Baghdad.And a Spice Girls spokesman told 3am: "The girls will go anywhere in the world that gets the most votes - be it Baghdad or Antarctica."And we reckon the girls - who we've dressed up in army fatigues - would go down a desert storm performing for our brave soldiers.A source close to the girls said: "Baghdad's already generated thousands of votes and it'll definitely be a contender when the voting ends."So, what are you waiting for? Tell them what you want, what you really really want.